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Dept: English Course No: 101 Course: Composition-- Common Causes and Cures Grade: A Credit Hrs: 3 Cumulative Credit Hrs: 3 Cumulative GPA: 4.0

Professor Dr. 6578

Text Book(s): Conjugation-- It's All in the Wrist What the course meant to you:  Your writing skills improved to the point where dull crayons are a thing of the past. Cost to Duntlinger Foundation: Tuition $450, Text Book $45, Total $495 Cumulative Duntlinger tab: $495

Dept: Mathematics Course No: 101 Course: Welcome to Your Math Requirement  Grade: A Credit Hrs: 3 Cumulative Credit Hrs: 6 Cumulative GPA: 4.0

Professor Dr. 7125

Text Book(s): Math Can Be Relevant What the course meant to you: You felt like you finally understood fractions (or, alternatively, that they finally understood you) Cost to Duntlinger Foundation: Tuition $450, Text Book $55, Total $505 Cumulative Duntlinger tab: $1000

Dept: Science Course No: 101 Course: Science Surrounds Us Grade: A Credit Hrs: 3 Cumulative Credit Hrs: 9 Cumulative GPA: 4.0

Professor Dr. 8933

Text Book(s): From Atom to Forever What the course meant to you: You learned science is usually pretty scientific, but it's better than what you find in the grocery store Cost to Duntlinger Foundation: Tuition $450, Text Book $65, Total $515 Cumulative Duntlinger tab: $1515

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Reality Check     Dr. 8933 told us she has a thing for you.  Of course, it could have been the formaldehyde talking.