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From the Kno and Go searchable database: studies performed by 88128813 (courses 4-5)
Dept: History
Course No: 101
Course: Yes, History Is Boring
Grade: A
Credit Hrs: 3
Cumulative Credit Hrs: 12
Cumulative GPA: 4.0

Professor

Dr. 4472

Text Book(s): History-- It's a Long Story, Lincoln-- Under the Beard, 1813-- The Year After
What the course meant to you:  Your reading skills improved even though you forgot to wipe your feet
Cost to Duntlinger Foundation: Tuition $450, Text Books $50, $16, $22  Total $538
Cumulative Duntlinger tab: $2053

Dept: Physical Education
Course No: 121
Course: Bowling-- It's Still a Sport  
Grade: A
Credit Hrs: 3
Cumulative Credit Hrs: 15
Cumulative GPA: 4.0

Professor

Dr. 1875

Text Book(s): 
What the course meant to you: You found new evidence you're a giant in a world of midgets, but that, suprisingly, midgets often bowl quite well
Cost to Duntlinger Foundation: Tuition $450, Simulated Bowling Alley Download $60, Total $510
Cumulative Duntlinger tab: $2563

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