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From the Kno and Go searchable database: studies performed by 88128813 (courses 1-3)
Dept: English
Course No: 101
Course: Composition-- Common Causes and Cures
Grade: A
Credit Hrs: 3
Cumulative Credit Hrs: 3
Cumulative GPA: 4.0

Professor

Dr. 6578

Text Book(s): Conjugation-- It's All in the Wrist
What the course meant to you:  Your writing skills improved to the point where dull crayons are a thing of the past.
Cost to Duntlinger Foundation: Tuition $450, Text Book $45, Total $495
Cumulative Duntlinger tab: $495

Dept: Mathematics
Course No: 101
Course: Welcome to Your Math Requirement 
Grade: A
Credit Hrs: 3
Cumulative Credit Hrs: 6
Cumulative GPA: 4.0

Professor

Dr. 7125

Text Book(s): Math Can Be Relevant
What the course meant to you: You felt like you finally understood fractions (or, alternatively, that they finally understood you)
Cost to Duntlinger Foundation: Tuition $450, Text Book $55, Total $505
Cumulative Duntlinger tab: $1000

Dept: Science
Course No: 101
Course: Science Surrounds Us
Grade: A
Credit Hrs: 3
Cumulative Credit Hrs: 9
Cumulative GPA: 4.0

Professor

Dr. 8933

Text Book(s): From Atom to Forever
What the course meant to you: You learned science is usually pretty scientific, but it's better than what you find in the grocery store
Cost to Duntlinger Foundation: Tuition $450, Text Book $65, Total $515
Cumulative Duntlinger tab: $1515

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